Tha Ugly Truth

So I saw this movie called The Ugly Truth. It was really funny, but as soon as I went into the theater with a couple of my close friends who looked at me with respect, I came out with 2 of them begging me to tell them it aint so...

You see this movie, explains that The Ugly Truth is exactly that guys don't care much about personalities or your problems or intricacies and they Just care about looks and sex and flirting...

... you see care shouldn't even be the word, because guys don't care...

And if you are a girl, you can't over-analyze , you can't be conservative and you can't be yourself if you actually want a guy to pay you attention. And that's the bottom line.
And that's the Ugly Truth the movie leaves you with...

So when Kassi looked at me and said is all of that true? I was hesitant to answer.. cuz that movie may have been offensive to girls. A lot of it actually was true...I had to chose my words wisely because I couldn't bear living with those pretty blue eyes zeroing in red on my face in anger. And I wouldn't know what to tell my mom If I came home with black eye after I told Courtney That guys really do like Boobs. You see there wasn't a clear cut happy ending if you were smart. But there was one if you were smarter... and IKY was Smarter.

Yea..There we go.. Smarter

The whole premise is this " Douchebag" Guy (Mike) teaches the uptight girl(Abby) how to get a guy. You know by flirting/ being more sexual and essentially not being herself. And she gets him.
Eventually Mike falls for her and they end up together at the end of the movie.


So moral of the story is Be a Ho to get the guy, and Douchebags finish first.

But its not. Because the initial relationship ends up failing because Abby can't be herself. Mike ends up admitting his flaws and essentially confesses to selling but not buying his own product. He loves the real her, not the new one he almost created. And when he finishes first with Abby he is no longer a Douchebag

So here are the truths... human beings naturally like physical features. It's quite inevitable unless trained I would think.

So I think its funny when some girls get mad if their Sig other thinks someone else is pretty. In the words of Kanye's Late.. ah ha ha ha hawwww..please stop ya cryin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0ZG_OVsTbA

Sure I would love it if a pretty girl flirted and played games with me. But once I find out I'm in the same routine that every guy goes through I'm bout to get furious. And sure this goes both ways. I don't wanna play games forever either.. cuz that's fin to get annoying really quick.

I might get some shit for this but real guys don't always think about sex. I have an imagination and I think about a lot of things. Bears, Superpowers, music, dancing, Jenga, Spaghetti, deciding whether to take the cake knowing that The icing comes with it.... the list goes on and my mind wanders. So I would like some one who can talk about me about a bunch of stuff. And I would think Girls would like someone with the same characteristics, more than looks. If you are constantly pushing your chest forward then maybe I will be thinking about something else... or maybe ill be wondering why you are standing so funny. Looks aren't everything cuz at the end of the day, everyone gets old.

I think a lot of the guy stereotype,even though it is wrong, has become real. Its partly due to girls of ill will. If you stay true to who you are Miss UptightIDon'tWannaBeAHoeIWantToBeAppreciatedForWhoIAm, Then maybe there will be more people like you so you can change your last name and Maybe guys will get the hint:

" if I don't respect girls, ill never get one"

I think the real Ugly Truth(For "guys"), if you can call it ugly, is that girls have a more power than you think. Somebodies gotta take a stand before anything can change in the ways men and women interact.

There was one more thing that the movie made a deal about: Girls being uptight and over analyzing.. its not necessarily a bad thing. But once you find someone you trust I think you should let up a little. Sure most guys are horrible, I agree. But not all of them, at least I hope not. You can have list of things you want in guy. But never be super strict to it. And never make some sort of game that us guys have to live up to and win. Because Contrary to some songs, when love becomes a game you'll end up losing. But honestly if you want the perfect guy... then by all means go ahead...

Power of Suggestion has taken over most of the female population

So to all the girls that were heart broken and are rethinking how to get a guy after watching that movie... chill. You can be yourself, just make sure that if you met yourself you would have a good time with yourself. Because if you wouldn't want to hang out with yourself, why would anyone else?
And to my lovely friend Kassi, thanks for having such a questioning and smart personality and talking to me about this so intricately . The world needs more people like u.

Thanks for listening.

- I would like to take this moment to encourage all water drinkers to stop buying water bottles and consider purchasing an Aluminum container.Not necessarily to protect yourself from harmful contaminants from plastic but to save the environment mainly.
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Anyway When Tha Express runs by next time I will cover my experience at the Civic Theater where I watched Wicked, and I will explain how superheroes so easily become villains... Including myself.

"My Patience is Driving Me Crazy"

-ThaTKy