Tha New Year and Plans

I took a little break in December but pulled off a video to keep the streak of months alive... but now it's the new year so I'm getting started again. The holidays were fun, seeing a lot of my friends, goofin around.. you know all the good stuff... Good stuff and all the weird stuff. Let me explain because It would be foolish of me not to share the events of these past few weeks and what is to come for Tha Express.

Mountain:
Another Mountain was conquered, totaling my mountain conquest at 3. This time it was Black Mountain, which is not black, at a ridiculous hour after staying up the night before. After a very steep climb at times, the six of us made it to the top. But not before one of us threw up! Secretly the highlight of the trip up to me.
But like all secrets I have, they usually are too good to keep inside.

We all forgot to Pee

When we made it to the top, I noticed an electrical tower of some sort, and began to fear radiation effects, I also feared going back down certain steep parts of the mountain. A few pictures were taken and I told everyone thanks for the invite, I may not make it down. As I was explaining the difficulties of descending a steep slope I jokingly made a bet that no one could run down the mountain without eating it.
My friends Nick, did not think I was joking.... and jetted ahead... to the dismay of comedy and fortunately for his life- he did not eat it. But he did manage to break up the group of 6 into 2 when he took a different way down the mountain.
This led to my friend Alexa leading us off course, to a Car that was under an overpass. We traveled down rain gutters, saw a lot of graffiti, and made it to the car where we speculated on how it got there and took some pictures. Like Paul, Alexa was revered by us for it was the greatest off course navigation I've ever been apart of.

I thought it was haunted

Next Mountain to Climb: Whitney

The New Year
The cliche thing to do is make a resolution, the even more cliche thing to do is make a resolution and break it. I will be doing neither. But I will be making some statements that have nothing to do with the coming of the new year. As the day turned into night and the night turned into a new year, I took note of a lot of events and events to come.

- In what was really funny to me one of my good friends got punched in the face by another good friend. I when I found out, I soon became the ticking time bomb that could release this information to the relevant world. I never really understood why my friend was so worried about this information getting out, but I did enjoy being the villain for once... or twice.

- I spent countless hours trying to teach people how to dance, I learned no matter what I say some people refuse to jerk.

What's to Come ?
-A day into the new year and I had already been a part of another video production. A collaboration with 9 people (7 filmed), that you will see probably with in the next month. It's no embarrassment to me when I say that I would join a pop group in an instant. If you have been paying attention to my statuses you know what it is about. If not, then good for you for not being addicted to facebook.

Don't shake your head

- Most recently I was a Pirate, in a public park. with another pirate. What at first what was awkward, soon turned into the sickest event of the new year. Pictures will be released this year. Along with a series of photo shoots to come.


- Last night detective The Salo, Glen, and I discovered that all those colors you see from girls are bra colors. Personal information revealed.

- And finally, depending on events, I may release a behind the scenes interview with legendary basketball star Professor Chaos Buttas.


Well that's about it for now, once school starts going I will be writing more because my friends will be dispersed for the most part. Once summer starts going I will be producing more videos. Soon we will be approaching a year of Tha Express. Which means soon I will accumulate more writing than I have ever done in high school and Elementary together.

January 10th, premieres Season 3 of Chuck. A show about a spy and nerd. That I highly recommend.
Until Next Time

T.K.O. - Call Me Tha Waiter

" Record The Moment"
-ThaTKy