Actually, either gender tend to cause more trouble than good. But for the sake of a Will Smith Song reference, the title will stay.
In today's express I will cycle through my perspective on how I feel about girls, reveal some surprising facts, bash on a few nameless cats, and end with a comic strip picture of my life.
I've been noticing a lot of trends that kinda make me wonder whats up with everyone these days on FB. Such as the like function, where you don't have to say anything you just say you like something... or the being able to be Fans of certain things " TK became a Fan of getting rid of the "like" button" Anyway FB suggests topics to you that you may be a fan of. Examples being "Singing in the Car", "Diet Coke", and "Megan Fox"
I decided to check out that page, only to read the scoundrel thoughts of many sexually ravaging over how hot they believed Megan Fox to be. Rather than taking this edition into the realm of calling all guys out... I will switch it up and continue with my Revelation that day.
I soon realized, that I think Megan Fox is nothing special to me looks wise... not that is should matter but this is how im connecting to you men.
Yes my fellow XY's .. I am dead serious.
I soon began to wonder... about some other celebrity females Such as Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift ..etc. and I felt the same way... not that they are ugly, but nothing special to me at all.
Perhaps It was the signal in my life that I was gay... Contrary to some beliefs, this is not true, for I do think a lot of people are very pretty, and there are some who I would stutter my vocabulary in front of them unconsciously. But I relegate those thoughts to myself only.
...The unravelment of the situation is simple: It's a Major factor and a Minor Factor.
The Minor: Call me Kylan, but I have a crazy distaste for make-up on girls. Especially when it becomes a necessity. If you can't get out of the house with out your eyeliner then forget your chances with me. It's the necessity to be covered up behind some sort of mask that bothers me. It can also get extreme, there was a girl back in high school, who I never knew. But my best friend and I referred to her as Cake Face. For all I know she didn't like sweets, lost her birth certificate and never had a birthday, nor had cake thrown in her face... But she wore an assemblage of foundation, so much that if you took your finger and poked her cheek, you would probably sink in half an inch and scoop up something similar to frosting. So the name stuck, never told it to her cake face cuz that would be mean, but I vowed I would never date a cake face. It gets the to point where there are 2 people, one with so much make up and one without,it could get crucial when it comes to emergencies too! heck how am I supposed to save you in a crazy flood if all your makeup is washed off and I can't even recognize you!? Jokes aside, I think regardless of what gender you are you should be comfortable in your own skin and not depend on cosmetics or clothes or what have you for security.
The Major: You can be as pretty as you want, but I know nothing about you. Therefore I am not drawn to you at all. What if Megan Fox is racist? Or if
Yes my fellow XY's .. I am dead serious.
I soon began to wonder... about some other celebrity females Such as Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift ..etc. and I felt the same way... not that they are ugly, but nothing special to me at all.
Perhaps It was the signal in my life that I was gay... Contrary to some beliefs, this is not true, for I do think a lot of people are very pretty, and there are some who I would stutter my vocabulary in front of them unconsciously. But I relegate those thoughts to myself only.
...The unravelment of the situation is simple: It's a Major factor and a Minor Factor.
The Minor: Call me Kylan, but I have a crazy distaste for make-up on girls. Especially when it becomes a necessity. If you can't get out of the house with out your eyeliner then forget your chances with me. It's the necessity to be covered up behind some sort of mask that bothers me. It can also get extreme, there was a girl back in high school, who I never knew. But my best friend and I referred to her as Cake Face. For all I know she didn't like sweets, lost her birth certificate and never had a birthday, nor had cake thrown in her face... But she wore an assemblage of foundation, so much that if you took your finger and poked her cheek, you would probably sink in half an inch and scoop up something similar to frosting. So the name stuck, never told it to her cake face cuz that would be mean, but I vowed I would never date a cake face. It gets the to point where there are 2 people, one with so much make up and one without,it could get crucial when it comes to emergencies too! heck how am I supposed to save you in a crazy flood if all your makeup is washed off and I can't even recognize you!? Jokes aside, I think regardless of what gender you are you should be comfortable in your own skin and not depend on cosmetics or clothes or what have you for security.
The Major: You can be as pretty as you want, but I know nothing about you. Therefore I am not drawn to you at all. What if Megan Fox is racist? Or if
Taylor Swift is a gold digger? Or if Jessica Simpson told me that Will Smith wasn't really that awesome! That's not certainly something to go lady gaga over. So when Asked the question, who do I think is really gosh darn pretty? Most of my answers were in the form of people I know personally. Sure I had some TV people, but the more I thought about it it wasn't the actress herself, it was the character in the show cuz you get to see their personality. Personality is that polar opposite that attracts me, not looks. Personality really lets you chose what kinda eyesight you have you others. Girls and Guys a like. People get uglier more flawed and not as fun to hang out with when their personalities can be found in anyone's Garbage Can. And on the real, people get cuter, and you care about them more genuinely when they are inherently good and you actually know something about them.
Keepin it 100%, if I had to chose between going out to dinner with Megan Fox or anyone else in the world. I would mostly like chose one of my girl friends ( Not to be confused with My one Girlfriend), cuz to me you are ones who are worth while.
And if you are wondering if that includes you, you'll never know. So go with your instinct.
To end this segment I will Leave you with a picture, that I edited to symbolize a day in the life of TK. for your viewing pleasure.
Keepin it 100%, if I had to chose between going out to dinner with Megan Fox or anyone else in the world. I would mostly like chose one of my girl friends ( Not to be confused with My one Girlfriend), cuz to me you are ones who are worth while.
And if you are wondering if that includes you, you'll never know. So go with your instinct.
To end this segment I will Leave you with a picture, that I edited to symbolize a day in the life of TK. for your viewing pleasure.
" You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin Demon"
-ThaTKy
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