Thursday, August 27, 2009

Tha Question Of The Week

Welcome to a new car attached to the mind-moving force known as Tha Express - The Question of Tha Week. I feel there are a lot of questions that never get asked, just because people seem to ignore their imaginations or what not. But If you've picked up on my personality traits, Imagination has to be number 2 on the list ...right behind an irresistible charismatic persona.

You see I'm pretty sure I got away with saying that because all of you know I'm totally joking, and because I am totally joking, what I'm joking about is actually totally working.. It's funny how things work huh? But no worries I will not abuse my knowledge of my abilities

Speaking Of Abilities Lets get to the Question? I am a firm believe in Superpowers, that some people have them, don't use them, don't realize them. What not... So my question is

"If you could have a superpower, what would it be? and why?" ... also with these powers what would your superhero name be?

Let's just clarify that there powers don't have to help you to save the world. Cuz honestly if you wanted to be able to create spaghetti with the snap of your fingers then go ahead. I wouldn't blame you, spaghetti is delicious... I dunno If i had to choose between really good spaghetti or Girls... I might just choose spaghetti.... Might*
... I hope it never comes to that...

It's easy for me cuz I think about this everyday pretty much.

I'll provide you with my 2 favorites.. other than
the power of TK of course.

Power: Control the density/ elasticity of my body. - Similar to Mr. Fantastic or Mrs. Incredible. I would be made of controllable rubber material. I could bounce, expand, Get hard (not like that), and stretch to any length.

Benefits: I would be the craziest jumping athlete in the world. Go play ball with the boys and Jam all day with my rubber bounce. I can absorb impact from collisions to save millions, and if some on is about to fall to their death I can stretch out and grab them. Life is good.

How you gonna kill me?: Honestly if a bullet is coming my way ill just take it and stretch until it slows down, and depending on my mood slingshot it back at the enemy. With my ability to fluctuate my densities I could mash through walls, and slip out of ropes if I were tied up. Yes San Diego would be a little safer.. because roaming the streets would be the Super Hero known as:
THE RUBBER



OR

Power: Control my body temperature, from blistering cold, to hellish heat and everything in between. Ice or Fire, out of my hands either or both. Forget global warming... there is a new threat in the world.
I could chill the area, or warm it up.

Benefits: Well first off Fireball and Snowball fights! Well just snowball fights, but fireballs for other occasions. I'd never get sick, because I could oust all the viruses in entering my body before they got worse. I could control my metabolism ridiculously well too!No more need for Ice cubes or Matches or expensive air conditioning systems around me. And Who needs microwaves when you can cook your food in your own hands! Struggling with that Hot summer day? Come hang out with me, I'll cool you off. Cold night? Come give me a hug and your problems are solved. Yes if you are friends with me you will be better off.

How gonna kill me? Seriously barring the sneak attack, Villains you are screwed. I will torch your weapons, freeze your body temperature so you break down. Hide in an Ice block while sticking my tongue out at you just to spite your efforts. Evil will hate me, The girls will be sweating this new Hot Commodity Superhero known as:
FREEZERBURN


Bet ya didn't know I had a guest spot on Heroes!


So there you have it guys, tell me what you think? I would really like to know.
Also.. I realized I have a vidjeo Camera on a computer So I can now use skype, so if you ever wanna talk lemme know.


"Just another day in the life of TK"

-ThaTKy

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