What's up everybody and welcome to the 2nd installment of Tha TK Expresss Weekend Wrap Up Due the growing popularity and the hope I will be able to do things Worldwide I have decided to continue to supply the wandering mind.
In this W.W.u we will discuss main topics: Larry English, My conquered mountain, plots to siphon gas tanks, and the approaching quest to find the Individual of the Month
To get it out of the way, this weekend was the NFL draft. An event that a lot ofdudes bros look forward to. Unproven athletes joining the NFL teams for lots of money is the name of the game. Anyway as a spend the majority of my weekend slaving a way on end of the year projects I realized that the draft is a waste of time. Not only do you just watch people say " With the _# pick, the So-and-So's pick... TK, superhero, The Hero's Academy." but you have to wait 10 minutes between picks... and what happens in between picks? Well analysts fill up time with pointless word clutter. I will never watch the draft again.
But the Chargers, surprised everyone with their pick at #16
In this W.W.u we will discuss main topics: Larry English, My conquered mountain, plots to siphon gas tanks, and the approaching quest to find the Individual of the Month
To get it out of the way, this weekend was the NFL draft. An event that a lot of
But the Chargers, surprised everyone with their pick at #16
Larry English Majors.
, Everyone but Ky that is. about 3 weeks ago I was on the basketball court and a friend Glen said " hey ky, who are we picking?" I replied "Larry English, because he has a cool name, and hes under the radar." The day of the draft, I received a text from Demetrius Jamz saying " Im holding you responsible for the success of Larry English." As one of my favorite motto goes
Don't Worry until I fail
No more draft.. its boring
Sunday morning I was taken in a car to Ramona, When the car stopped and I got out there was a dirt road lined with rotund trees. The type of trees that eat to much carbs and don't exercise, you may know them as shrubbery. I was met with a mountain. Iron mountain. don't be misled it was still made of earth. I climbed that mountain with Lily. 7 miles Top to bottom. Nothing impossible. By shoes used to be white, now they are brown. But I am healthier.
Back to Saturday,
Saturday April 25 was roulette wheel of birthdays for my friends. highlighted by Chris-Cross Jesus Shuttlesworth Steverson
Don't Worry until I fail
No more draft.. its boring
Sunday morning I was taken in a car to Ramona, When the car stopped and I got out there was a dirt road lined with rotund trees. The type of trees that eat to much carbs and don't exercise, you may know them as shrubbery. I was met with a mountain. Iron mountain. don't be misled it was still made of earth. I climbed that mountain with Lily. 7 miles Top to bottom. Nothing impossible. By shoes used to be white, now they are brown. But I am healthier.
Back to Saturday,
Saturday April 25 was roulette wheel of birthdays for my friends. highlighted by Chris-Cross Jesus Shuttlesworth Steverson
Jes-Gil
, Old school best friend Cyndi Lundy, and Lil's friend Kassi. Who's birthday I went to Sat Night.
At this party I witnessed some weird things:
1. such as how people will talk to their friends and only their friends at a party no matter how awkward it is
2. Some people like the feel of honey in their hands.. as questionable as the satisfaction may be, I totally agree.
3. I learned about the endocrine system
4. I also learned about awkward words: Moist and DP being the headliners, but Also satisfied ,and In the Flesh...
5. Because people wouldn't get out of their social circles my friend Secret Gooser and I decided to think of ways to destroy people. Such as setting them on fire. I was slightly joking, as I was saying perhaps if they caught on fire, our group of friends would surround them to get warm. Until SG suggested we just siphon their gas tanks and spray them with gasoline over the water... At that moment I feared I had some of the same thoughts as an arsonist..
6. I learned some people wear white tight pants and carry murses...
7. Last but not least from this night, In context, I said to my friends " I bet most girls would say yes to going on a cruise with me without their boyfriend." Haters didn't believe so I put my act to work. And got a "yes, I would go with you". - Immegiately I was accused of some Girl Stealing action... TK? Of Course Not! I just trust my ability to make social connections with my friends.
This weekend I spend doing homework and thinking of the future, but I also reminisced of the past. Specially the days when I watched Figure skating...
At this party I witnessed some weird things:
1. such as how people will talk to their friends and only their friends at a party no matter how awkward it is
2. Some people like the feel of honey in their hands.. as questionable as the satisfaction may be, I totally agree.
3. I learned about the endocrine system
4. I also learned about awkward words: Moist and DP being the headliners, but Also satisfied ,and In the Flesh...
5. Because people wouldn't get out of their social circles my friend Secret Gooser and I decided to think of ways to destroy people. Such as setting them on fire. I was slightly joking, as I was saying perhaps if they caught on fire, our group of friends would surround them to get warm. Until SG suggested we just siphon their gas tanks and spray them with gasoline over the water... At that moment I feared I had some of the same thoughts as an arsonist..
6. I learned some people wear white tight pants and carry murses...
7. Last but not least from this night, In context, I said to my friends " I bet most girls would say yes to going on a cruise with me without their boyfriend." Haters didn't believe so I put my act to work. And got a "yes, I would go with you". - Immegiately I was accused of some Girl Stealing action... TK? Of Course Not! I just trust my ability to make social connections with my friends.
This weekend I spend doing homework and thinking of the future, but I also reminisced of the past. Specially the days when I watched Figure skating...
That was me... but more masculine.. actually not that much more masculine to be honest..
Yes. The likes of Kristi Yamaguchi, Michelle Kwan, Syria Bonali, Scott Hamilton Rudy Galindo and Brian Boitano filled my childhood. You may laugh, but I am more graceful than the lot of you.
Soon my thoughts shifted to an up and coming TK Express Event. The Individual of the Month a segment that is still in the makings where I chose an individual to highlight and praise and go through a unscripted, out of the ordinary interview. Depending on the success of the Express who knows who we might get. So keep your ears open, because I might be coming to you to be the headliner. I encourage suggestions as well.
I will terminate with the fact that I am still sick... one of the longest lingering sickness I have had since I developed the only known immunity to the common cold. I blame this ill term for any lack of writing in this post. If I do have swine flu... Actually I don't have swine flu... never mind.
Thanks for the support of Tha TK Express. Perhaps one day I will go live and have a show similar to The Soup. except better. and not on E!
"And the girls Love us"
-ThaTKy
Soon my thoughts shifted to an up and coming TK Express Event. The Individual of the Month a segment that is still in the makings where I chose an individual to highlight and praise and go through a unscripted, out of the ordinary interview. Depending on the success of the Express who knows who we might get. So keep your ears open, because I might be coming to you to be the headliner. I encourage suggestions as well.
I will terminate with the fact that I am still sick... one of the longest lingering sickness I have had since I developed the only known immunity to the common cold. I blame this ill term for any lack of writing in this post. If I do have swine flu... Actually I don't have swine flu... never mind.
Thanks for the support of Tha TK Express. Perhaps one day I will go live and have a show similar to The Soup. except better. and not on E!
"And the girls Love us"
-ThaTKy
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